Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he has never cried
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Most people wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
The Drummer for Def Leppard's only has one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Some great Chuck Norris facts!!
Posted by *ethan* at 4:02 PM
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3 comments:
yikes that chuck guy must be tough or something.
chuck's anger stems from his being banned from the banana fo fana song/game
I just read those to my sister and her friend - we're all laughing hysterically now...but we do that on a constant basis, right? :) Steph's friend's fav was the pajamas one, and Steph's fav was the Iraq one - and I think I really like the tornado one! :)
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